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Fellas, I’m about to drop a dime on what we females do. I already know I’m busting myself out, but nobody (besides a few close frenz) know that I write this blog.  Ha!

Remember yesterday’s post?

Yesterday, I posted about this dude.  No biggie.  Just typical Mind of B thoughts.  Well, the dude I was talking about,  I never peeped out his Facebook (FB).   In previous posts,  I’ve mentioned before how FB can lead to a dude’s demise, right?  Guess what I decided to do?  I thought I’d snoop on his page for the very first time.  Uh oh, right?

So I’m on his Facebook.

I first read what he posts.  All check-in’s.  No biggie.  **yawn** Boring actually.  That’s usually a good thing, buuuuuuuuut then … voila.  In his most recent check-in, I notice that some chick called him baby.  Wha?  Hold up.  Who is this chick?

So then I go to EVERY post in the last month and see who has liked his check-in’s or statuses.  Why?  Cuz I’m a female.  I know how females are.   I want to gauge how much attention she provides him.

Well well well.  Looky at what we find here.   I noticed that this chick had liked ALL his check-in’s and statuses.  Eh?  Hmmmmm …. NO girl likes every dude’s status unless (A) she has a crush on dude or (B) they’re dating or have something going on.   Hmmmm ok.  I see how it is … but I don’t wanna jump to conclusions just yet, but I can’t lie.  My guard just went up full throttle x100 x100 x100 x100 x100 … you get the picture.  Is this dude about to be eliminated?

I Need to “Investigate” More.

So I go to her profile.  I need to do a read.

First stop: her pictures.  Are they opened to the public?  **click**  Answer:  yes.  Why hello … don’t mind if I do.  Let’s check this broadski out.
Reason:  Curiosity.  We need to see if she’s pretty and to see if there’s any evidence that may suggest that dude and her are an item.
Analysis:  u-g-l-y she ain’t got no alibi … she’s ugly.  No, seriously.  If she was stunning, I’d say so.  She isn’t.

Second stop:  her timeline.  Is it opened to the public? **click** Answer:  and bingo was his name-oh!  So I start to read her timeline and I go back about a month.  **yawn** So about a week ago, she shared a picture of an engagement ring and her caption says:  My ring, someday!!!  Ummmmm … **scratching my head** ooooooh kaaaaaay.
Reason:  I can tell how a female is by reading her statuses.  Seriously.  We can tell if she’s family-orientated, if she’s a party chick, if she’s feisty, funny, fun, etc.
Analysis:  She’s a needy type.  Geezus.  And I bet she’s the type who leeches onto a dude and smothers him until he suffocates.  I started suffocating when I read her statuses. lol.

Third stop:  Does dude “like” whatever she posts?
Reason:  I wanna gauge whether or not he gives her any attention.  If he’s providing her too much attention, that won’t be a good thing.  If he isn’t, then he’s good.
Analysis:  So I noticed that dude did like her statuses (which means he was giving her some attention); however, it was BEFORE he and I started associating with one another.  Were they getting to know one another or dating?  I don’t know.  He never left a comment, so there’s no evidence suggesting they had anything whatsoever.

However …

My guard has been up, buuuuuuut I just added a moat, a fire breathing dragon that flies, and an electric barb wired fence after my research and evaluation of the situation.  I’m thinking … maybe I replaced her. I don’t know yo.  Why did my guard go up higher?  Just in case those 2 mofo’s have a lil sumthin sumthin going on.  I’m not trying to catch any feelings in case I happen to be the other chick or sumthin.  Catching no feelings makes it easier to bounce out without all that damn emotional chow chow.

Maybe I should confront him?  Naaaaaah!!    We don’t have anything truly established so it’s not worth my time to even ask him about her. To ask him this early on might be a red flag in his book cuz it sure would be in mine.  Can’t let the crazy come out too soon – kidding!  But I’ll do what every chick does:  keep an eye out on the situation.  

Now, if he had “liked” the comment where she called him baby and responded, I would’ve chucked up the deuces for sure.  So …. as of right now …. maybe I’ll stick around.  Maybe I won’t.  Only time will tell.  It is what it is.  However, this broadski needs to fall off the radar though.  Is she just a friend?  IDK and IDGAF.  I don’t even pay my own male homiez that much attention.  I’m a female.  And I  know females.

Now, I’ve also discovered I slightly like him for it sorta bugged me, but I don’t like him enough.  He’s still in that stage where it would be no big deal if I walked away.  So let’s see how he plays his cards.

Last thoughts.

Fellas … remember, this is from a female stance and what WE do.  It has nothing to do with being insecure or what not.  Trust me, that’s the last thing that I am. lol.  Now, for the fellas who might be like, “Well, there are chicks who like my statuses ALL the time and we’re only friends.”  Let me clarify something:  dude’s who state this are usually the ones with FB statuses that are entertaining.  These are also the dudes who post funny pictures, silly statuses, etc.  That’s different.  And we can tell when a female is just a friend.  Comprehend, we as women have a sixth sense when it comes to just knowing when something’s amiss.  Capisce?  Ladies reading this, will simply understand this.  Dudes?  Not quite, which is the reason for this post.  Ha! #wishinghimluck